Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Forks, Spoons & Silliness

Do I believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Do I?  A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y ! ! ! And here is why...
A hillbilly and his lovely bride prepared to go into town after their first week of wedded bliss. JohnDon wanted to go to the saloon. Annie Jo wanted to go to the mercantile..they tossed for it and Annie Jo won. You see, JohnDon didn't have a single coin to toss, so Annie Jo tossed the only thing she could reach; a spoon. It landed 'square' on and into JohnDon's front tooth. Thus, the two-tine fork was born.

Since I was born in West (by the Grace of God) Virginia, I delight in 'hillbilly fun'. It's harmless and afterall, Laughter is good for the soul. ©2010 Cat Brennan

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