How many critics does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Critics can’t change a light bulb. But they’ll watch you do it and tell you a hundred things you could have done better.

How come we get 50 Choices for Miss America and only 2 for President of the United States?
scissors and thread
Leonardo da Vinci is credited with inventing the scissors for the purpose of demonstrating leverage. Further, the difference between scissors and shears -"scissors" have equal round-shaped handles, while shears have a round 'thumb' handle and an oval shape for fingers.
One of my girlfriends posted this on her FB page..
My husband just said, "Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think he's kicking meeeowt..."
~ Rudi Taylor

Attitude of a Cat = Cattitude © 
These two photos are of the cat I used to have. Mister Christmas Kitty was mine for nine years, from the time he was about the size of a baby's foot. He was quite sophisticated and silky black with a white halo on the upper part of his neck/lower back of head (no heathen kitties in my home!). He is the one that gave me the idea of "Cattitude" because he really had one.  CK went to kitty heaven in September 2003.

The following items were found on the Internet ... just for fun ....

"Save the earth! It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!"
author unknown

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.